Volume III, Issue III: Extras

A 202 Farewell

December 19, 2017

By Nicolas r. Brunstein, Staff Writer

I miss Gabe

Even though he used to hit me.

I miss Sam

Even though he showed his balls to me.

I don’t miss Ben

He won’t shut up.

He’s getting on my nerves

He’s always saying, “Hey, what’s up?”

God, why is he so annoying

I can’t stand is dumb face.

I can’t wait to go back

Where he’s in a different place.

I think I’m gonna kill him

No, like I’m actually going to do it

I can’t stand his stupid crocks

This little twat is gonna die, screw it.

OBITUARY

Rest In Peace

Benjamin R. Florence.

He was a mediocre man with not many good traits, but he made up for it by being an even more mediocre friend. The cause of his death is still unknown.

CLASSIFIEDS

NEW ROOMATE WANTED!

202 Brittany is looking for a new suitemate to live in the triple. Our last roomate had some personal issues he had to deal with and decided to drop out of school for second semester and go back to Iowa. I will make it very clear that we are not looking for any similar traits of our former roommate. Anybody reminiscent of him will be disregarded immediately for any additional background checks and interviews. If you are interested in living in the best form of NYU 2017 (now that Ben is gone), please contact us as soon as possible.