Volume III, Issue I: Extras
- Staff Writer
- Dec 6, 2017
- 1 min read

Home and Garden
December 5, 2017
By Benjamin R. Florence, Ph.D., Staff Writer
Home:

Garden:

My Mother’s Lover, Bob
December 5, 2017
By Nicolas r. Brunstein, Staff Writer
I remember him singing,
Laughing in pleasure with my mama.
I remember his name was Bob.
Kissing me
Every day -- a gift I truly miss.
Before bed, I heard his music,
Always playing his guitar with a capo.
Love was in the air,
Love is all I felt from his voice.
So tender and kind to the kids.
CLASSIFIEDS
Single, cisgendered, white male now desperately seeks flightless bird of any size for any sort of relationship. Still enjoys “masterpiece theatre,” long walks on the beach, and jello baths. (Pretty pretty please!!!)

Contact at (563) 349-6203.
FOOD WANTED
Any extra or unwanted or even wanted and extremely necessary food that you may have, bring it to 202 and give it to us because we’re hungry. There is no reward, we will not pay you, but we will offer our sincerest gratitude, and who knows, we may even invite you in for a nice chat.
Crossword

Across:
1. Stupid loser (a certain 202 resident)
6. What someone named Ellen might say
7. Like a windmill
8. Spanish prefix
9. Lainey Lewis from “The Goldbergs”
11. Argentinian Stallion
13. Secret alliance
14. “Spirit of Radio” rock band
Down:
1. What you do on Christmas
2. Mixture
3. 6’4” and can’t fit through the door
4. Famous Beatles woman
5. Blacks out for secrecy
10. Writes about music...so yeah
12. Note for borrowed item
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