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Volume III, Issue I: Extras

  • Writer: Staff Writer
    Staff Writer
  • Dec 6, 2017
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Home and Garden

December 5, 2017

By Benjamin R. Florence, Ph.D., Staff Writer


Home:

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Garden:


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My Mother’s Lover, Bob

December 5, 2017

By Nicolas r. Brunstein, Staff Writer

I remember him singing,

Laughing in pleasure with my mama.

I remember his name was Bob.

Kissing me

Every day -- a gift I truly miss.

Before bed, I heard his music,

Always playing his guitar with a capo.

Love was in the air,

Love is all I felt from his voice.

So tender and kind to the kids.


CLASSIFIEDS

Single, cisgendered, white male now desperately seeks flightless bird of any size for any sort of relationship. Still enjoys “masterpiece theatre,” long walks on the beach, and jello baths. (Pretty pretty please!!!)


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Contact at (563) 349-6203.


FOOD WANTED

Any extra or unwanted or even wanted and extremely necessary food that you may have, bring it to 202 and give it to us because we’re hungry. There is no reward, we will not pay you, but we will offer our sincerest gratitude, and who knows, we may even invite you in for a nice chat.

Crossword


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Across:

1. Stupid loser (a certain 202 resident)

6. What someone named Ellen might say

7. Like a windmill

8. Spanish prefix

9. Lainey Lewis from “The Goldbergs”

11. Argentinian Stallion

13. Secret alliance

14. “Spirit of Radio” rock band

Down:

1. What you do on Christmas

2. Mixture

3. 6’4” and can’t fit through the door

4. Famous Beatles woman

5. Blacks out for secrecy

10. Writes about music...so yeah

12. Note for borrowed item

The Funnies:


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