Volume II, Issue IV: Extras

Benny’s children’s corner

November 27, 2017

By Benjamin R Florence, Staff Writer

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown

And Jill came tumbling after.

‘I tripped that guy’

Said Jill with a sigh

To get Jack’s inheritance share

‘I heard that boast’

Said the cop at his post

And Jill got the electric chair.

Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

And frightened Miss Muffet away

Then Muffet went back

And checked her gun rack,

Grabbing a .357.

Finding the spider,

She sat down beside her

And blew that poor sucker to heaven.

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