Cross Word and Advice

Across:

1 one who protests the protesters

15 what my parents say

16 Mine in German

17 Latin new

18 delicious baked good

19 universal time

21 what your computer does too often

23 often appears before lmao

24 ___ Lincoln

25 “uh huh” or “___ uh”

26 like a snake, but a fish

27 various forms include “trash” or “laundry”

28 ballet move

31 turn __

32 warm drink

33 small dog says

34 rubidium

35 can’t control blood sugar

36 loud sounds

37 tar heels basketball

38 too many drugs might lead to it

40 eggcorn

42 this __ that

43 do re __ fa so

44 things of little importance

46 Tennessee

47 gameboy competitor

48 a likeness used for burning

50 delicious chip dip

53 Brazil city

54 one who throws balls at pins

55 eao. It’s just eao

57 77th element

60 metric foot, first unstressed then stressed

62 vinyl music

63 I don’t recall...

65 State Benjamin R Florence is from

66 old mcdonald had a farm

67 dynamite

68 island of myth, excalibur, King Arthur (look either you get it or you don’t)

71 Panthers football

72 where you go when severely injured

73 clown movie

74 brain scientist

77 small bug

78 snitch, abbreviated

79 what you put in a sleeve-y

80 brown noser

82 tasty Indian bread

85 practice, system, or philosophy suffix

86 party rock anthem dudes

88 having well-shaped buttocks

92 Ben Florence is all about the fake version of this, all the time

93 if you’re not out, you’re __

94 website name

95 do not pass here, do not collect $200

96 people who play the piano

101 brain drug

Down:

1 contrary to common sense

2 in a way that is not typical of a particular person or thing

3 what someone should have told me when I asked if I should make this crossword

4 people that rule empires

5 to construct meaning for, again

6 the act of typing in a phone number

7 tree person

8 not under

9 prehistoric humans

10 meat replacement

11 one who is against saving the Earth

12 Greek exclamation

13 reads RNA

14 to have viewed

20 day after monday

22 ____ and flows

28 worships the flying spaghetti monster, heaven has beer and strippers

29 pound abbr.

30 latin indicator of an unfinished list

33 soon

34 second installation of bops versus bangers

39 too large or small in comparison to something else

41 secretive

42 not off

45 first person urinate

49 impose something onto someone else in

order to get it away from you

50 don’t stop

51 UW (another freebie)

52 instead of After Christ

54 1s and 0s

56 from outer space

58 ‘merica

59 Scrooge

61 pen brand

64 old mustang

65 one part of a coordinated operation

69 what the genie calls Aladdin

70 Thor’s brother

74 not applicable

75 You say this when pausing to think

76 Nazi stormtroopers

77 as fuck acronym

81 suh muh dih

82 cosmetic company

83 near

84 two of

87 robot that takes over the world

88 holds liquid

89 number 2

90 beer

91 Forrest Gump fought here

97 not applicable

98 selenium

99 you in French

100 makes the building cold

Dear Dr. Florence

November 21, 2017

By: Benjamin R. Florence Ph.D., Staff Writer

Dear Dr. Florence,

How come your section is so short today… and why is there a big ass crossword?

Sincerely,

Nobody really asked me this

Dear Nobody,

They wanted a crossword, so I made them a crossword.

Charmed as always,

Dr. Benjamin R Florence Ph.D.

P.S I spent 5 hours on this, somebody solve it. Please.