Re: Bops vs. Bangers Redux

Joshua Ellis-Einhorn, Staff Writer

October 31, 207

Volume I, Issue V

Are you fucking kidding? Do you know who you fucks are messing with? I woke up this morning to news that I was getting EVEN FURTHER complaints. This time about “my conduct in my last editorial.” Are…

What.

I will show you “improper conduct” you pieces of human garbage.

I work hard. To bring you detailed articles about music. Specifically about bops and bangers. I will NOT be treated as some FUCKING joke. I expect formal apologies from every single reader of this paper. I don't FUCKING care if you complained. I am #angry and #distressed at YOUR improper conduct. You fucking nerds I can’t believe it.

I am a god. I know you nerds will not like this but it’s true. I am a god. So please treat me with the respect I deserve.