A Very 202 Christmas- Review

Nicolas R Brunstein, Staff Writer

December 12, 2017

Volume III, Issue II

Even though I may not be the biggest fan of Christmas music, I took it upon myself to write a review of “A Very 202 Christmas™” by “the boiz of 202.” Like soldiers in the trenches on Christmas Eve, this weekend the boys of Brittany 202 got together and put behind their differences to record and release this debut album. The album consists of thirty eight tracks like “Santa Baby,” which was gracefully sung by 202B Joshua Ellis-Einhorn, “White Christmas,” featuring a legitimate elf, Skyler Knapp. I can honestly say this is one of the best collection of music I have ever heard in my life, and I have listened to the newest XXXTentacion album, so you at least know it’s a little better than standard garbage. I was actually fortunate enough to watch these virtuosos live record each track. I was amazed at how elegantly they all worked together. I remember Gabriel Oldfield, the worst member of the room, said to roommate Benjamin Florence, who is an absolute peach, “You’re an idiot, Ben… but ya sure are hung.” You’re probably wondering, “Where can I listen to this array of magnificence?” All you need to do is type in this link: http://bit.ly/2Ae7giB and you’ll be on your way to sweet, sweet ecstasy. I have listened to this album upwards of 97 times on full blast and I can’t stop. I have extreme noise-induced hearing loss and have been bleeding out of my ears, but I don’t care. Overall review: 4/10