It's Only Been a Year

Gabriel Oldfield, Staff Writer & Editor

November 14, 2017

Volume II, Issue II

As most of the American news outlets reported this week, it has been one year since Donald Trump was elected president. We as citizens of this great country have been through a lot since he was elected, but really, I implore you to think about what he has been through. The president had to uproot himself from his home in New York City and move to an old building (now 225 years old) painted white (the blandest color). He is now under constant surveillance and every word he says is broadcasted to the whole world, preventing him from using good ole’ locker room talk any longer.

(Official phot of the Russion flag, courtesy of the Kremlin)

Before you insult the president, just think. He is trying to save this country by tackling our most pressing issues, like making sure everyone knows that “Fox & Friends” is the best show on television. Everyone knows that Fox provides the most accurate, unbiased news, but people like John Oliver and Obama want you to think that it’s all propaganda. People say Trump hasn’t accomplished much, but it’s only been a year. Give him time. Soon enough all the things about Hillary and her emails will be coming out and you’ll realize what the true source of America’s problems are. Once the Hillary/Russia bonds are revealed you’ll see that Trump isn’t that bad. Give him time and the ole’ red, white, and blue will be strong once more.