Famed Writer at Loss for Words

Joshua Ellis-Einhorn

October 17, 2017

Volume I, Issue III

After two incredible articles wowed the masses and met with general critical acclaim, legendary music journalist of The ‘02 Tribune doesn’t know what to write about this week. “This is the true curse of genius” Josh claimed. “To be thrust into the limelight and have no time to appreciate it.” Mr. Ellis-Einhorn thought about writing about the new King Krule album that recently got a 9.0 from Pitchfork despite being like… just ok. But would that appeal to his fans, “The Bitches” as they’ve come to call themselves.

(Photo courtesy of Gabriel Oldfield)

He thought about writing about how “YO THE CHAINSMOKERS ARE TOTALLY GENIUSES THO YOU GUYS DON’T GET IT” which, while true, is much before its time. The more he thinks the more he spirals into his own writing and loses grasp on what the purpose of this paper was in the first place. More updates as they come.