Bops vs. Bangers: Redux

Joshua Ellis-Einhorn

October 9, 2017

Volume I, Issue II

AIGHT WE OUT HERE TO RESPOND TO SOME SLANDEROUS COMMENTS I HAVE RECEIVED IN RE: MY LAST ARTICLE. Y’all bitches coming into my mentions and going “OHHH JOSH TIK TOK ISN’T A BOP IT’S A BANGER!!!!!!111!” Well I won’t have it! I went to Harvard! Studying bops! I did not come to the measly little newspaper to be corrected by you PHILISTINES! Eat a sock. Tik Tok’s a bop. That’s gonna be my slogan from now on an’ y’all can’t do NOTHING about it. Tik Tok. Bop. The Haters. Not.