The Beginning of the End

Gabriel Oldfield, Writer & Editor

November 28, 2017

Volume II Issue IV

NEW YORK- BREAKING NEWS!

Since last reporting on this matter, major developments have taken place and I am forced to send this article from my bunker through a makeshift Morse Code signaling system I assembled from a cigarette lighter and a small spool of twine. If this gets through to you, please send help. Since the secession of 202B from the Union, war has broken out between the two sides. Leaders gave another attempt at negotiations to resolve the matter with a treaty, but to no avail. Soon after the meeting, Pres. Brunstein declared war on 202A and promised for a swift and merciless invasion. Minutes after receiving the declaration Sec. Oldfield of 202A fled to his bunker as expected, cowering from the imminent battle.

The 202B Militia quickly took hold of major 202A military base “Sam’s Bed,” and from there had the upperhand. It is not known at the moment the position of Benjamin Florence, war profiteer, and whether he has interest in investing in the war. Perhaps 202A will consider asking Former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney if he would be interested. Yesterday I overheard some gossip in the bunker that 202A leaders are planning to receive aid from Brittany 1202 and Rubin 810 in order to preserve the Union.

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