Progress In 202 And The Nation?
- Staff Writer
- Dec 20, 2017
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Gabriel Oldfield, Writer & Editor
December 12, 2017
Volume III, Issue II
NEW YORK- It has been the policy of “The ‘02 Tribune” for its now eleven issues of publication to avoid political commentary as much as possible. That's why I, Ben Florence, have decided to commandeer this article for the sake of this publication. Won't Gabe get mad, you ask? Not likely, as he will probably never read this again, because it's not funny, and he doesn't care about it.
Anyway, I won't waste your time any longer. Trust me, this is for the best. Don't tell Gabe.

As a matter of fact, I did notice, and I do not appreciate the censorship, I have therefore included the full text of the original article with this comment, despite its irrelavence:
Gabriel Oldfield, Writer & Editor
December 12, 2017
Volume III, Issue II
NEW YORK- It has been the policy of “The ‘02 Tribune” for its now eleven issues of publication to avoid political commentary as much as possible. It is true that on occasion we will poke fun at the current president or former lawmakers (Former V.P. Dick Cheney among others), but overall, the paper has remained distant from the current political situation, attempting to take people away from that stress and bring comedy that relies not o…