Room 202 Hosts Wrestling Tourney

Nicolas Rolando Brunstein

October 9, 2017

Volume I, Issue II

NEW YORK- On Monday night, October 2, 2017, the First Annual 202 Arm Wrestling Tournament ™ took place in Brittany Hall Room 202. It all started when Emma Saros (AKA “Emma the Emancipator”) from 209 aggravated 202 resident Nico Brunstein (AKA “The Argentinean Stallion”). However, “Emma the Emancipator” quickly backed down after seeing the immense strength radiating from his body. Sam Slocum (AKA Sam “The Slut” Slocum) challenged to the ring.

The first match began and ended quickly. “The Argentinean Stallion” used his powerful might to swiftly take care of his fellow 202 resident. “The Slut” insisted they duel again… And so they did, now left handed, “The Argentinean Stallion” took the victory.

It wasn’t long until Danny Velazquez (AKA “The Curly Colombian”) took it upon himself to stop the wrath of “The Argentinean Stallion.” “The Curly Colombian” put up a good fight but it wasn’t quite enough. “The Slut” then demanded a rematch, which was accepted, but was doomed to the same fate. Finally, it was the grand finale. Spencer “Beautiful S” Collantes stepped out from the dark. You could see the fear in “The Stallion’s” eyes.

(Left to Right: Sam "the Slut" and Emma "the Emmancipator. Photo courtesy of Spencer Collantes

This was it. It all came down to this final battle between titans. “The Argentinean Stallion” put up a valiant effort, but he was no match for “Beautiful S” and his gracious yet powerful force. The Rubin native, baby-faced, half-Peruvian demi-god himself claimed the title of “202 Arm Wrestling Champion.”

Then, “Slocum The Slut” challenged “Emma the Emancipator” to redeem himself from his previous, wimpish efforts. It was a brief match with “The Slut” getting the W. Slocum then proceeded to celebrate with his fans but went a little too far. He continued to rip off his shirt, shorts, and even under-garments and flashed his bare ass to the whole crowd. He is now being charged several hundred dollars for public nudity and for being a prick.