Ending Tyranny

Joshua Ellis-Einhorn, Staff Writer

November 14, 2017

Volume II, Issue II

NEW YORK- With the threat of war looming in Brittany Hall, Col. Nico Brunstein, 18, has declared a militant succession from the prisons of 202’s tyranny as governed by Secretary of State Gabriel Oldfield. Despite initial claims of friendship it seems the Oldfield-Brunstein alliance is coming to a close. Brunstein claims that he leads the 202B Coalition along with roommate Joshua Ellis-Einhorn, against an army of 202A consisting of Mr. Oldfield and his roommates Ben Florence and Sam Slocum. Ellis-Einhorn and Florence argue that they “don’t know what's happening” and that they “have work to do we don’t have time for this freaking funny business.” The '02 Tribune tried to reach out to Mr. Slocum for a comment but have not gotten any response because he is literally always yelling in “scenes” for Atlantic and we were “scared to approach.”

(The current state of the A/B border, photo courtesy of Benjamin R. Florence)

According to Mr Brunstein, 202B will declare full independence from 202A within the week with a written declaration.

Updates will follows as more information comes in.