Daniel’s Fish

Joshua Ellis-Einhorn, Staff Writer

December 12, 2017 Volume III, Issue II

NEW YORK- In a shocking turn of events, new resident of Brittany Hall 2nd Floor, Danny Velasquez, 18, has received a fish name tag not unlike the one belonging to Joshua Ellis-Einhorn. Now some would wonder why Ms. Lemire, local Resident Advisor, would decide, after getting called out so brutally in our last paper, to make another Non-Nemo Name Tag. Danny has not complained as of yet, but people in the know have said that there is talk of protest. Additionally, other residents have had issues with the wrong names being on their name tags and have a general feeling of ill will at the whole process.

Got distracted listening to a song. Whoops. I don’t know you get the jist. Fish are bad and we’re all mad. Hoo dee doo dee doo. That sounds like a good chorus. I realize that this has sorta devolved into a stream of consciousness because I got bored but uh… yeah that’s what it is. I don’t know. Fuck you I have to study.

Yeah.