24-Quiet-Zone-Penthouse

Nicolas R. Brunstein, Staff Writer

October 30, 2017

Volume I, Issue V

NEW YORK- I, Nicolas R. Brunstein, went undercover to break one of the most groundbreaking breaks of journalism. I disguised myself as an NYU student and made my way into the 24 Hour Quiet Zone Penthouse Study Lounge and stayed there a total of twenty-four hours to observe the behavior of students throughout the day in this very special environment. You may have very well been in the room while I was undercover, but of course, you would have never seen me as I am a master of disguise--a virtuoso of camouflage if you will. In the first hour, I sat in the corner of the lounge with my binoculars. I noticed several students coming in and out of the room, most of which used the premises to “study” or “do homework.”

I needed to dive deeper. As the fourteenth hour approached, however, I noticed something peculiar: the 24 Hour Quiet Zone Penthouse Study Lounge was completely vacant. I noted that this anomaly occurred circa 4:00 AM. It wasn’t until soon after as I heard two voices enter the room and make their way to the long couch; just a few feet from where I was sitting. They engaged in the art of “lovemaking” as I took note of every event. I enjoyed it very much…