202 Interviews WSN

Benjamin R. Florence, Staff Writer

November 7, 2017

Volume II, Issue I

NEW YORK- Last week, ‘02-ers in Brittany were likely to notice a special guest--Jendayi, of room 202 Goddard. Jendayi was interviewing the Tribune for an article she was writing for the Washington Square News, so we took it upon ourselves to interview her back, to get even. Jendayi arrived at 202’s door fifteen minutes before she said she would, which started the interview off on the wrong foot--disappointing. As she began asking the staff writers questions, she seemed to become more and more puzzled that only two of the five (pictured below) were fully clothed.

(Photo by Samuel G. Slocum, Chief Photographer)

Hello, Jendayi. How are you?

I’m doing well. Let’s get to some questions.

Great.

How did you come up with the idea for the Tribune?

How old are you?

16. So how do you get your ideas for the articles?

Where are you from?

Saint Kitts. So Ben, why’d you decide to write an advice column.

What are you going to school for?

Journalism. Can you guys please answer my questions?

Are you going to the Halloween parade tonight?

Look, I’m here to interview you guys, not…

What do you think of our publication?

*shrieks in torment*

Jendayi proceeded to take her recording device and shove it down the throat of the nearest Tribune member, which happened to be Ben. Despite our best efforts, we were unable to dislodge the blockage from his esophagus, and he died. Needless to say, charges are being pressed against the Washington Square News for emotional distress. There will be a private service for Ben’s family, and in lieu of flowers, donations can be made to “The ‘02 Tribune”, located in room 202 at Brittany Hall, 55 E. 10th Street New York, NY 10003.